hai guys. hari ini bukan hari yang bagus buat gue.

semua baik2 ajj. pagi, gue bangun kepagian, tp akhirnya juga tidur lagi. fine? trus gitu bangun, gue makan ayam goreng mentega buatan nyokap gw. everything's fine. sampai saat Kak Nia [temen nyokap gue] ngajakin gue sama Oddy ke pantai bawa Ozzie.
gue seneng dong, hari minggu ga ada kerjaan mending jalan ke pantai sekalian mejeng. gue iyain dengan semangat.

ozzie girang banget. gitu kita ngomong, "zzie, ke pantai yuk?" dia langsung lompat2 n muter2. serius lho! kita sebagai pemilik, seneng dong liat anjingnya seneng. for me, he's not a dong. he's like a brother to me.

di mobil, dia udah kayak orang deh! satu tangan keluar di jendela, trus nikmatin angin gitu. kurang kacamata item aja kamu zzie! lengkap deh.
gue, oddy, dan Kak Nia ketawa sepanjang perjalanan. ngebanyol, cerita2, apapun lah. pokoknya everything's seems nice!

bencana terjadi di pantai.
begitu turun, ozzie dengan girang langsung lari ke pantai. kita juga dong, kegirangan karena udah sampe di pantai.
perjalanan dari rumah ke pantai double six itu agak lama, jadi mungkin Ozzie rada mual. pas dia lagi pipis, ada anjing kecil. jenis tackle kayaknya. langsung aja Ozzie ngegigit dia. berantem deh.
dan apparently, anjing itu punya temennya Kak Nia. it's so what the fuck!
jelas aja dong, Ozzie segede apa si anjing itu sekecil apa. kalo diibaratin Tekken yah, mungkin Ozzie udah menang PERFECT!! bukan K.O lagi. :P

but it's not anyone fault rite? they're animal. terus Ozzie ditendangin ama gengnya tu cewek. gila kali, gue pemiliknya udah mau nangis. untung aja he's okay.
trus, pada lebay gitu. "aduh luka parah nih! lehernya kena. gimana nih kalo mati?"
jelas aja kita semua panik. udah bolak-balik, ternyata tu anjing cuma lecet di telinga doang. really bastard. kesel banget!!

dan, why Ozzie must be kicked by them? saking keselnya yah, gue, Kak Nia, sama Oddy pasang status yang hampir sama di buku muka alias Facebook.
nih, gue kopas.

status gue : Dog's behave like they should be. You're acting like them. Just chill out, they have their own insting to do something. You don't have to be so mean. You're human right? So please act like what you are.

status Kak Nia : Animals are just acting like animals, but it's sad to see human acting like them. Less biting more love please...

status Oddy : Dogs behave like what they should behave. Biting, Insting, Always stay alert to everything even to one of their kind. tapi, kenapa kadang" orang ga ngerti itu. Kalo anjing gigit anjing karena ssuatu yang MANUSIA ITU SENDIRI GA NGERTI itu normal, maybe insting cause it, kcuali kl disuruh itu emang salah. Tapi, human don't bite, but harassing weak creatures with no reasons. Human like that, are far worse than dogs !

they're human right? we have our brain to think, about what we should do, and what we shouldn't do. they're just acted like animals. don't care about Ozzie, just KICKED him in the ass! what the fuck happened to their mind? are they insane?
animals have their own insting. they don't like human that can talk to solve problem. like, LEBAY you suck.
don't be so mean. he is MY dog! let me punish him with my own way. it's not your authority to punish them. you know, you embarassed YOURSELF in front of about hundred people out there. and you proud of it? PUSSY CAT!

ok chika, take a breath. shit, i need to cool off.